{"product_id":"f-buddies-youre-dildoing-gr-keychain","title":"Wood Rocket You're Dildoing Great Keychain – Funny Novelty Keychain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou're Dildoing Great Keychain – Funny Motivational Novelty Keychain\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eYou're Dildoing Great Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e is a playful novelty accessory that combines humour with a cheeky motivational message. Featuring a fun phrase designed to make people smile, this enamel keychain adds personality to keys, backpacks, and bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for bold novelty gifts and expressive accessories, this keychain blends humorous design with durable metal construction for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou're Dildoing Great Keychain Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality enamel novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny motivational phrase design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable metal key ring attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge display-style keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounted on attractive backing card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndividually packaged in protective polybag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Fun Everyday Accessory\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether clipped to your keys, attached to a backpack, or given as a gift, the You're Dildoing Great Keychain adds humour and personality to everyday accessories while delivering a playful motivational message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Novelty Adult Gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\"\u003eNovelty Adult Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Adult Party Accessories\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\"\u003eAdult Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Supplies\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Supplies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Enamel novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Metal and enamel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacking card size: 5 in × 2.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Polybag with display backing card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Motivational novelty phrase keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful novelty accessories in our \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080885813480,"sku":"WR-KEY-038","price":16.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/you-re-dildoing-great-keychain-1151176936.jpg?v=1742907614","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/fr\/products\/f-buddies-youre-dildoing-gr-keychain","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}