{"product_id":"lower-your-expectations-gift-bags-3pk","title":"Wood Rocket “Lower Your Expectations” Novelty Gift Bags – Snarky Gift Bags","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLower Your Expectations Gift Bags – Funny Gag Gift Bags (3 Pack)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eLower Your Expectations Gift Bags\u003c\/strong\u003e are a sarcastic and humorous way to present novelty gifts, gag presents, or party surprises. Featuring the cheeky phrase “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations,” these novelty gift bags add playful attitude and humour to your gift-giving.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nCreated by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for bold humour and creative novelty accessories, these gift bags combine durable kraft construction with a witty design that turns even the simplest present into a memorable moment.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLower Your Expectations Gift Bags Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of three novelty gift bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny “Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations” sarcastic design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable kraft paper construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrown ribbon handles for easy carrying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for gag gifts and novelty presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for parties, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for Gag Gifts and Snarky Gift Presentation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThink wrapping paper is overrated? These sarcastic gift bags make the presentation part of the joke. Whether you are bringing a novelty item, a playful adult gift, or a white elephant surprise, the “Lower Your Expectations” Gift Bags deliver humour before the gift is even opened.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Shop Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories\"\u003eParty \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\" title=\"Shop Adult Party Games\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\" title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty gift bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 3 pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle: Brown ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBag size: 11 × 8 × 4 inches (28 × 20 × 10 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Retail packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nExplore more playful novelty accessories in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\n\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080947581160,"sku":"WR-BAG-001","price":19.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/lower-your-expectations-gift-bags-3pk-1151175422.jpg?v=1742885406","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/fr\/products\/lower-your-expectations-gift-bags-3pk","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}