{"product_id":"offensive-pens-5-pack","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Pens – 5 Pack Funny Novelty Pen Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOffensive Pens – 5 Pack\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Pens – 5 Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e is a hilarious novelty pen set designed for people who appreciate dark humour and bold jokes. These funny adult pens deliver sarcastic and irreverent messages that turn an everyday writing tool into a conversation-starting novelty item.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nPerfect for gag gifts, office pranks, or adding a bit of rebellious personality to your desk, this 5-pack pen set blends practical use with edgy humour. Whether you're gifting them to a friend or keeping them for yourself, these novelty pens bring a dose of comedy to everyday writing.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eOffensive Pens – 5 Pack Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny adult novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 5 sarcastic humour pens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold and irreverent joke messages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunctional ballpoint pens for everyday writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat conversation starters for the office or home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect novelty gag gift for friends or coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact and easy to carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Are Offensive Pens?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis novelty pen set combines everyday writing tools with dark humour and sarcastic messages. Each pen delivers a playful and slightly rebellious tone designed to make people laugh while still being practical for daily use.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny office desk accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful adult novelty items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore Related Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrowse more humorous items in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts Collection\"\u003eadult novelty gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \ndiscover celebration accessories in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories Collection\"\u003eparty \u0026amp; novelty accessories collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \nor explore more novelty accessories from \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\" title=\"Wood Rocket Collection\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDiscreet Life ships all orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop privately and confidently.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 5 pens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Sarcastic humour messages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Writing and novelty gift item\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Retail-ready novelty packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAudience: Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eHow many pens are included?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set includes five novelty pens with humorous messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eAre the pens functional?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. They are fully functional ballpoint pens designed for everyday writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. These pens are designed as novelty humour gifts and are perfect for white elephant exchanges or funny desk accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhere can I buy novelty gifts in Canada?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can shop novelty gifts in Canada from Discreet Life with discreet shipping and Canada-wide delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950946402536,"sku":"WR-PEN-001","price":20.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/offensive-pens-5-pack-1215136784.jpg?v=1776578293","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/fr\/products\/offensive-pens-5-pack","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}