{"product_id":"add-insult-to-injury-bandaids-1-box","title":"Hott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Novelty Bandaids Tin","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Novelty Bandaids Tin in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Bandaids Tin\u003c\/strong\u003e turns an everyday adhesive bandage into a hilariously inappropriate adult novelty gift. Each box contains \u003cstrong\u003e25 assorted adhesive bandages\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with outrageous insults including “Total Pussy,” “Clumsy Fucker,” “Cunty McFuckface,” “Pencil Dick,” and “Warning: Utter Wanker.” Measuring approximately \u003cstrong\u003e1.9cm x 7.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e each, these funny novelty bandages are perfect for gag gifts, birthdays, party bags, and friends with a very particular sense of humour. Shop in \u003cstrong\u003eCanada\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover more outrageous gifts and humorous accessories from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/hott-products-unlimited\" title=\"Hott Products Unlimited Adult Novelties in Canada\"\u003eHott Products Unlimited\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand filled with cheeky adult novelties designed to get people laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e25 Assorted Insult Bandages\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach package contains \u003cstrong\u003e25 assorted adhesive bandages\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving you plenty of opportunities to add a little insult to someone's next minor mishap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFive Outrageous Sayings\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe assortment features intentionally offensive adult humour designed for gag-gift occasions and friends who appreciate profanity-heavy jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTotal Pussy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClumsy Fucker\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCunty McFuckface\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePencil Dick\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWarning: Utter Wanker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompact Novelty Bandage Size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach adhesive bandage measures approximately \u003cstrong\u003e1.9cm x 7.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving the set the familiar format of a standard strip bandage with a much less conventional appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e25 assorted novelty adhesive bandages\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFive adult insult sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eApproximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm each\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProfanity-based adult humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFun gag gift or party-bag addition\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSuitable for birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette parties, and novelty gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Funny Adult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf these insult bandages match the recipient's sense of humour, browse \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts in Canada\"\u003eAdult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for more cheeky presents and conversation starters. You can also explore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Parties and Novelties in Canada\"\u003eParties \u0026amp; Novelties\u003c\/a\u003e for playful accessories designed for adult celebrations and group fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Funny Adult Gag Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for another small gift that gets an immediate reaction? Compare these Hott Products novelties by format and humour style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eProduct\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eNovelty Type\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eStandout Feature\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eGood For\u003c\/th\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/dick-in-the-box\" title=\"Hott Products Dick In The Box Novelty Gag Gift\"\u003eDick In The Box\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eSurprise gag gift\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eSilicone dong reveal\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eShock-value gifting\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/outrageous-office-pens-5pk\" title=\"Hott Products Outrageous Office Pens 5pk\"\u003eOutrageous Office Pens\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eNovelty pens\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eFive profanity sayings\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eOffice humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/ring-for-sex-bell-keychain\" title=\"Hott Products Ring For Sex Bell Keychain\"\u003eRing For Sex Bell Keychain\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBell keychain\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eMiniature red bell\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eCheeky gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/pecker-toothbrush\" title=\"Hott Products Pecker Toothbrush\"\u003ePecker Toothbrush\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eNovelty toothbrush\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003ePecker-shaped handle\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eFunny practical gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese insult bandages make an easy addition to party bags and group gift exchanges. Browse \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\" title=\"Bachelorette Party Accessories in Canada\"\u003eBachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e for more playful extras that can be bundled into a stagette or celebration kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrand: Hott Products\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProduct Type: Novelty adhesive bandages\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eQuantity: 25 assorted bandages\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize: Approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm each\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesign: Assorted adult insult sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRemove an individual bandage from its packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eApply as appropriate according to normal adhesive-bandage use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eReplace as needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEnjoy the inappropriate message while it lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships throughout Canada in \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e with secure checkout, helping adult novelty gifts and party accessories arrive privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow many Add Insult to Injury bandages are included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEach package contains 25 assorted adhesive bandages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow large is each bandage?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEach measures approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the sayings suitable for children?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. The printed sayings contain explicit adult profanity and are intended as an adult novelty product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sayings are included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe assortment includes Total Pussy, Clumsy Fucker, Cunty McFuckface, Pencil Dick, and Warning: Utter Wanker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48583208698088,"sku":"HPSF-HH70-S","price":10.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/add-insult-to-injury-25-bandaids-tin-1240320097.jpg?v=1786917676","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/add-insult-to-injury-bandaids-1-box","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}