{"product_id":"balls-deep-novelty-golf-balls","title":"Hott Products Balls Deep Novelty Golf Balls 3pc","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHott Products Balls Deep Novelty Golf Balls 3pc with Funny Sayings in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHott Products Balls Deep Novelty Golf Balls 3pc\u003c\/strong\u003e bring adult humour to the golf course with three golf balls printed with cheeky sayings made for players who don't take every round too seriously. Each box contains \u003cstrong\u003e3 novelty golf balls\u003c\/strong\u003e with a different golf-themed joke, making the set an easy gag gift for birthdays, golf weekends, bachelor parties, Father's Day-style humour, or the golfer who already owns everything practical. Shop funny golf gifts in \u003cstrong\u003eCanada\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFind more cheeky gifts and conversation starters from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/hott-products-unlimited\" title=\"Hott Products Unlimited Adult Novelties in Canada\"\u003eHott Products Unlimited\u003c\/a\u003e, including adult gag gifts, party novelties, and humorous accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThree Funny Golf Balls Per Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach package contains \u003cstrong\u003e3 novelty golf balls\u003c\/strong\u003e, with one humorous saying featured on each ball for a complete three-piece gag gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf-Themed Adult Sayings\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe printed phrases play on familiar golf terminology with deliberately suggestive humour:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThis Ball Has Seen Many Holes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eI Pay My Caddie To Wash My Balls\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThese Balls Get Me In Trouble\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Fun Gift for Golfers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mix of recognizable golf equipment and adult humour makes this set particularly suited to golf buddies, bachelor weekends, birthdays, novelty gift exchanges, or anyone who appreciates jokes built around the sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e3 novelty golf balls per box\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThree different funny golf sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdult-themed golf humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEasy gag gift for golfers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSuitable for birthdays, bachelor parties, golf trips, and novelty gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Adult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're shopping for something funny rather than serious, browse \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts in Canada\"\u003eAdult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for more conversation-starting presents. You can also explore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Parties and Novelties in Canada\"\u003eParties \u0026amp; Novelties\u003c\/a\u003e for playful accessories and gag items made for adult celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Funny Golf \u0026amp; Outdoor Novelty Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for another playful gift built around games, outdoor fun, or barbecue season? Compare these Hott Products novelty options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eProduct\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eNovelty Type\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eStandout Feature\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eGood For\u003c\/th\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/golf-tease-tees\" title=\"Hott Products Golf Tease Tees 3pc\"\u003eGolf \"Tease\" Tees\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eNovelty golf tees\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eSexy female-shaped design\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eGolf gag gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/grill-my-wiener-stainless-steel-hot-dog-grill-stand\" title=\"Hott Products Grill My Wiener Stainless Steel Hot Dog Grill Stand\"\u003eGrill My Wiener\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBBQ novelty accessory\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eHands-free hot dog roasting\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBBQs and outdoor gifting\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/pecker-squirt-gun\" title=\"Hott Products Pecker Squirt Gun\"\u003ePecker Squirt Gun\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eNovelty water toy\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e8oz capacity\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eOutdoor party fun\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn the golf balls into part of a larger joke gift by adding another small keepsake from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\" title=\"Bachelorette Party Accessories in Canada\"\u003eBachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e or other celebration extras for bachelor weekends, group trips, and party bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrand: Hott Products\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProduct Type: Novelty golf balls\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eQuantity: 3 golf balls\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesign: Assorted adult golf sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGive as a humorous golf gift or include in a novelty gift bundle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse as desired for golf-themed entertainment or display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eKeep the printed sayings visible if using them as conversation pieces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships throughout Canada in \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e with secure checkout for private adult novelty shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow many Balls Deep Golf Balls are included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEach box contains three novelty golf balls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes every golf ball have a different saying?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The supplied product information lists three different golf-themed adult sayings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre these intended as a gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Their printed sayings make them particularly well suited to funny golf gifts, birthdays, and group events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sayings are included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe set includes “This Ball Has Seen Many Holes,” “I Pay My Caddie To Wash My Balls,” and “These Balls Get Me In Trouble.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950649426152,"sku":"HP3735","price":16.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/balls-deep-novelty-golf-balls-1215138509.jpg?v=1771333033","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/balls-deep-novelty-golf-balls","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}