{"product_id":"cat-people-pens-5-pack","title":"Wood Rocket Cat People Pens 5-Pack – Funny Cat Lover Pen Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCat People Pens – 5 Piece Funny Cat Lover Pen Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCat People Pens – 5 Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e is a playful stationery set made for anyone who understands the humour and personality of living with cats. Each pen features a witty cat-themed phrase that perfectly captures the everyday chaos, attitude, and charm of feline life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for cheeky novelty gifts and playful accessories, this colourful pen set is perfect for desks, gifts, and everyday writing with a sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCat People Pens Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 piece novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny cat-themed phrases on each pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth black ink for everyday writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright colourful design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for cat lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for desks, offices, or home use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePen Phrases Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShow me your kitties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDogs have owners, cats have staff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll my stuff is covered in cat hair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou don't own a cat, you know a cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Fun Gift for Cat Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a cat lover, looking for a humorous desk accessory, or adding a playful stationery set to your workspace, the Cat People Pens deliver personality and laughter with every note, doodle, or to-do list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Novelty Adult Gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\"\u003eNovelty Adult Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Adult Party Games\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Supplies\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Supplies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 5 pens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInk colour: Black ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Cat-themed novelty phrases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Writing, desk accessory, novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful novelty items in our \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950652178664,"sku":"WR-PEN-004","price":21.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/cat-people-pens-5-pack-1215138304.jpg?v=1771326494","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/cat-people-pens-5-pack","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}