{"product_id":"demotivational-pens-5-pack","title":"Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens 5-Pack – Funny Novelty Pen Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDemotivational Pens – 5 Piece Funny Office Pen Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDemotivational Pens – 5 Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilarious novelty pen set that brings a sarcastic twist to everyday writing. Each pen features a blunt, tongue-in-cheek phrase that perfectly captures the humour of office life, deadlines, and everyday frustrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for cheeky novelty gifts and playful accessories, this pen set makes a great desk conversation starter and a fun gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDemotivational Pens Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 piece novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny sarcastic phrases on each pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth black ink for everyday writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright colourful pen design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect desk accessory for home or office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat novelty gift for coworkers or friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePen Phrases Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be replaced\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt will probably get worse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFailure is always an option\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're going to mess it up at some point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDream big, then settle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Humorous Desk Accessory\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're looking for a funny office gift, a playful desk accessory, or a sarcastic pen set to brighten your workday, the Demotivational Pens deliver laughs with every note, list, or doodle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Novelty Adult Gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\"\u003eNovelty Adult Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Adult Party Games\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Supplies\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Supplies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 5 pens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInk colour: Black ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Sarcastic novelty phrases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Writing, desk accessory, novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful novelty products in our \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950654210280,"sku":"WR-PEN-003","price":22.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/demotivational-pens-5-pack-1215138051.jpg?v=1771318423","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/demotivational-pens-5-pack","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}