{"product_id":"dog-people-pens-5-pack","title":"Wood Rocket Dog People Pens – 5 Pack Funny Dog Lover Pens","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog People Pens – 5 Piece Funny Dog Lover Pen Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDog People Pens – 5 Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e is a playful stationery set made for proud dog lovers who know their pup runs the house. Each pen features a humorous dog-themed phrase that perfectly captures the everyday joy, loyalty, and chaos of life with dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for cheeky novelty gifts and playful accessories, this colourful pen set makes a fun desk accessory and a great gift for dog owners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDog People Pens Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 piece novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny dog-themed phrases on each pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth black ink for everyday writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright colourful pen design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for dog lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect desk accessory for home or office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePen Phrases Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI work hard so my dog can have nice things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSorry I can't. I have plans with my dog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI was told there would be dogs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI like big mutts and I cannot lie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTell your dog I said hi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Fun Gift for Dog Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a dog lover, looking for a funny desk accessory, or adding personality to your workspace, the Dog People Pens bring humour and charm to everyday writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Novelty Adult Gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\"\u003eNovelty Adult Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Adult Party Games\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Supplies\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Supplies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty pen set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 5 pens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInk colour: Black ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Dog-themed novelty phrases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Writing, desk accessory, novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful novelty items in our \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950655029480,"sku":"WR-PEN-005","price":22.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/dog-people-pens-5-pack-1215138012.jpg?v=1771316861","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/dog-people-pens-5-pack","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}