{"product_id":"fuck-keychain","title":"Wood Rocket FUCK Keychain – Bold Novelty Metal Keychain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFUCK Keychain – Bold Novelty Metal Keychain\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eFUCK Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold novelty accessory designed to add attitude and humour to your everyday essentials. With its clean statement design and durable metal construction, this keychain is a fun way to personalise your key ring, backpack, or bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for cheeky novelty gifts and expressive accessories, this keychain blends playful design with sturdy construction for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFUCK Keychain Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality metal novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold statement design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable metal key ring attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge display-style keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounted on attractive backing card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndividually packaged in protective polybag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Bold Everyday Accessory\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether clipped to your keys, backpack, or bag, the FUCK Keychain adds personality and humour to everyday accessories. It also makes a fun novelty gift for friends who enjoy cheeky statement items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Novelty Adult Gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\"\u003eNovelty Adult Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Adult Party Accessories\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\"\u003eAdult Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Supplies\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Supplies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Metal novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacking card size: 5 in × 2.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Polybag with display backing card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Bold statement text keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful novelty accessories in our \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950659748072,"sku":"WR-KEY-002","price":18.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/fuck-keychain-1215137690.jpg?v=1771306481","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/fuck-keychain","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}