{"product_id":"glitterati-bottle-opener-same-penis","title":"Little Genie Same Penis Forever Penis Bottle Opener","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGlitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener for Bachelorette Parties in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eGlitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener\u003c\/strong\u003e is a cheeky but surprisingly polished \u003cstrong\u003ebachelorette party accessory\u003c\/strong\u003e designed to keep working long after the celebration ends. Shaped like a penis and finished in a metallic gold tone, the opener features the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“Same Penis Forever!”\u003c\/strong\u003e across the front for a playful bridal twist. Unlike disposable party décor, this functional bottle opener can become a keepsake for the bride-to-be or a memorable favour for an adults-only celebration. Shop Glitterati party accessories in \u003cstrong\u003eCanada\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e with discreet delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more stylish and irreverent party accessories from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/little-genie-productions\" title=\"Little Genie Productions Bachelorette Party Accessories in Canada\"\u003eLittle Genie Productions\u003c\/a\u003e, including Glitterati décor, games, table accessories and novelty gifts designed for memorable adult celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Functional Bachelorette Keepsake\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is more than a one-night gag accessory. The bottle opener is designed to remain useful after the party, giving the bride-to-be a cheeky reminder of the celebration whenever another bottle needs opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e“Same Penis Forever” Bridal Theme\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe phrase printed directly on the penis-shaped opener turns a practical bar accessory into a bridal joke that fits naturally with stagettes, hen nights, engagement parties and adults-only wedding celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePenis-Shaped Metallic Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe sculpted penis silhouette and metallic finish give the opener an unmistakably adult look while staying consistent with the more polished aesthetic of the Glitterati Penis Party collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eEasy Addition to the Drinks Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlace it beside bottled drinks, include it in a bachelorette gift basket or give it directly to the bride as a small keepsake. Because it serves an actual purpose, it works especially well for parties where you want novelty accessories that do more than decorate the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGlitterati Same Penis Forever bottle opener\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFunctional novelty bottle opener\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePenis-shaped design\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMetallic gold-tone appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“Same Penis Forever!” wording\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eReusable party accessory and keepsake\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesigned for bachelorette parties, stagettes and bridal celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Penis Party Food \u0026amp; Drink Accessories\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBuild a coordinated drinks and snack table with accessories designed for different jobs. The bottle opener handles the beverages, while party picks and penis straws add the theme directly to cocktails, appetizers and cupcakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eParty Accessory\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eFormat\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eQuantity\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/glitterati-penis-party-picks-24pc\" title=\"Glitterati Penis Party Picks 24pc\"\u003eGlitterati Penis Party Picks\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eDecorative toothpick toppers\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eCupcakes, appetizers \u0026amp; snacks\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/super-fun-penis-hors-d-oeuvre-s-picks\" title=\"Super Fun Penis Hors d'Oeuvre Picks\"\u003eSuper Fun Penis Hors d’Oeuvre Picks\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e7\" bamboo appetizer picks\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eAppetizer trays \u0026amp; party snacks\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/super-fun-penis-party-straws-8pc\" title=\"Super Fun Penis Party Straws 8pc\"\u003eSuper Fun Penis Party Straws\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eReusable plastic straws\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eCocktails, pool drinks \u0026amp; party beverages\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Bachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf the drinks table is only one part of your celebration, explore more party collections for décor, games and novelty accessories that can carry the cheeky bridal theme throughout the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\" title=\"Bachelorette Party Accessories in Canada\"\u003eBachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e – browse stagette decorations, favours and playful bridal-party essentials.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Parties and Novelties in Canada\"\u003eParties \u0026amp; Novelties\u003c\/a\u003e – discover more adult novelty gifts, table accessories and celebration décor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOnce the drinks and table accessories are ready, add an interactive game to give guests something to do together between cocktails, photos and gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\" title=\"Adult Party Games in Canada\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e – add dares, challenges and group entertainment to the bachelorette celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Little Genie Productions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCollection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glitterati Penis Party\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty bottle opener\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Penis\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWording:\u003c\/strong\u003e Same Penis Forever!\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metallic gold-tone appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReusable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePosition the opener against the edge of a compatible bottle cap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLift the cap using the opener as you would with a standard bottle opener.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWipe clean after use and store for future parties or everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Is It Best For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis novelty opener is especially suited to brides-to-be, bachelorette parties, stagettes and anyone putting together a cheeky bridal gift basket. Because it is reusable, it also works well as a small keepsake rather than a disposable party favour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships throughout Canada in \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e with secure checkout, helping keep adult novelty and party purchases private.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the bottle opener say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe opener features the phrase “Same Penis Forever!” on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a functional bottle opener?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. It is designed as a reusable bottle-opening accessory as well as a novelty bachelorette item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable as a bridal gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Its reusable design makes it particularly suitable as a cheeky bachelorette keepsake or gift-basket addition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it part of the Glitterati collection?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The packaging identifies it as part of the Glitterati Penis Party line.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie Productions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48583227605224,"sku":"LGCP.1110","price":10.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/glitterati-bottle-opener-same-penis-1240318183.png?v=1784304791","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/glitterati-bottle-opener-same-penis","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}