{"product_id":"hearts-hard-ons-candy-3oz-bag","title":"Little Genie Hearts \u0026 Hard-ons Candy 3oz","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLittle Genie Hearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons Candy 3oz – Penis \u0026amp; Heart-Shaped Novelty Candy in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLittle Genie Hearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons Candy 3oz\u003c\/strong\u003e bag mixes romance with adult humour through a playful assortment of \u003cstrong\u003epenis-shaped and heart-shaped candies\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for Valentine's surprises, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, funny gifts, and adults-only celebrations, these novelty sweets put a cheeky twist on the classic candy-heart idea. Shop \u003cstrong\u003eHearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons Candy in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e when you want an edible gift that combines affection, humour, and an unmistakably naughty theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful party products, edible gifts, and cheeky novelties from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/little-genie-productions\" title=\"Little Genie Productions Adult Novelties in Canada\"\u003eLittle Genie Productions\u003c\/a\u003e at Discreet Life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePenis \u0026amp; Heart Shapes in One Playful Bag\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInstead of choosing between sweet and suggestive, Hearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons combines both. Heart-shaped pieces bring the romantic theme while penis-shaped candies add the adults-only punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Cheeky Alternative to Traditional Romantic Candy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis 3oz bag makes a fun alternative to conventional candy for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, date-night gifts, or any occasion where a partner or friend appreciates a little adult humour with their sweets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eEasy to Share at Adult Parties\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag format is also convenient for bachelorette tables, stagettes, gift baskets, and party candy bowls. Set the candies out for guests or include the entire bag as a funny take-home gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdult novelty candy from Little Genie Productions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMix of penis-shaped and heart-shaped candies\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e3oz bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlayful romance and adult humour theme\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSuitable for sharing or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGreat for Valentine's Day and anniversaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFun for bachelorette and stagette celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Is Hearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons Candy For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis candy works especially well for partners, friends, brides-to-be, and anyone who appreciates a combination of romantic imagery and suggestive humour. It is a natural addition to Valentine's gifts, anniversary baskets, stagette bags, and adults-only celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Little Genie 3oz Adult Candy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you want romantic humour, a provocative message, or a classic gag gift, compare these other Little Genie 3oz candies to find the right fit for your occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eProduct\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eCandy Style\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/bag-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-candy-3oz-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy 3oz Bag\"\u003eBag of Fucks I Have to Give\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eFruit-flavoured middle fingers\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e3oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eSarcastic gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/cunt-candy-3oz-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Cunt Candy 3oz Bag\"\u003eCunt Candy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eTart vagina-shaped candy\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e3oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBachelorette parties\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/eat-it-pussy-candy-3oz-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Eat It Pussy Candy 3oz Bag\"\u003eEat It Pussy Candy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eTart vagina-shaped candy\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e3oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eCheeky party favours\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/suck-a-bag-of-dicks-3oz-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 3oz Bag\"\u003eSuck a Bag of Dicks Candy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eAssorted dick-shaped candy\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e3oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eAdult gag gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Erotic Candy \u0026amp; Novelty Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover more edible humour in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/erotic-candy\" title=\"Erotic Candy in Canada\"\u003eErotic Candy\u003c\/a\u003e collection, where adults-only sweets make fun gifts and party treats. For non-edible surprises with the same playful spirit, explore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts in Canada\"\u003eAdult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for more cheeky gift ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons works well as part of a larger party or romantic gift setup. Add playful extras from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\" title=\"Bachelorette Party Accessories in Canada\"\u003eBachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e, or bring another activity into the celebration with an \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\" title=\"Adult Party Games in Canada\"\u003eAdult Party Game\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrand: Little Genie Productions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProduct Type: Erotic novelty candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCandy Shapes: Penis and heart shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNet Weight: 3oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFormat: Shareable bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTheme: Romantic adult humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWays to Enjoy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to a Valentine's or anniversary gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eServe at a bachelorette or stagette celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlace in an adults-only candy bowl\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eInclude in a romantic novelty gift basket\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGive to a friend or partner who enjoys cheeky humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShop with confidence from Discreet Life in Canada with \u003cstrong\u003esecure checkout\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked shipping packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e designed to keep your order private.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shapes are included in Hearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons Candy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe bag contains a playful mixture of penis-shaped and heart-shaped candies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow much candy is included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEach bag contains 3oz of novelty candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Hearts \u0026amp; Hard-ons Candy good for Valentine's Day?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The combination of heart and penis shapes makes it especially suited to funny Valentine's gifts and romantic adults-only surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I serve it at a bachelorette party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The suggestive shapes and shareable bag make it a natural addition to bachelorette parties, stagettes, and adult party tables.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie Productions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48583229702376,"sku":"LGCP.941","price":8.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/hearts-hard-ons-candy-3oz-bag-1240318029.jpg?v=1784299451","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/hearts-hard-ons-candy-3oz-bag","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}