{"product_id":"middle-finger-keychain","title":"Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Funny Adult Novelty Keychain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMiddle Finger Keychain – Funny Adult Novelty Keychain\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Finger Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold novelty accessory designed for those who appreciate unapologetic humour and expressive style. Featuring a classic middle finger gesture design, this enamel keychain adds attitude and personality to keys, backpacks, or everyday carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e, a brand known for playful adult novelty accessories and cheeky humour gifts, this keychain combines durable metal construction with eye-catching novelty design for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMiddle Finger Keychain Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality metal novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold middle finger gesture design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable metal key ring attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge display-style novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounted on attractive backing card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndividually packaged in protective polybag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Bold Statement Accessory\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether clipped to your keys, attached to a backpack, or given as a funny gift, the Middle Finger Keychain delivers playful attitude with a touch of rebellious humour. It’s a light-hearted accessory for novelty lovers who enjoy expressive designs and cheeky statements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\"\u003eParty \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Adult Party Games\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop Bachelorette Party Accessories\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/bachelorettes-party-accessories\"\u003eBachelorette Party Accessories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Metal novelty keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBacking card size: 5 in × 2.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Polybag with display backing card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Middle finger gesture novelty artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life ships orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop confidently and privately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful novelty accessories in our \u003ca title=\"Shop Wood Rocket novelty products\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950943748328,"sku":"WR-KEY-003","price":18.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/middle-finger-keychain-1215136978.jpg?v=1768690694","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/middle-finger-keychain","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}