{"product_id":"naughty-notes-lets-screw","title":"Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Let's Screw Adult Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eKama Sutra Naughty Notes Let's Screw Adult Greeting Card with Romance Samples in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eKama Sutra Naughty Notes Let's Screw\u003c\/strong\u003e card gets straight to the point with a bold front message, a \u003cstrong\u003eblank inside for your own words\u003c\/strong\u003e, three sensual 3mL packets and four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks. The included samples feature Aromatics Sweet Almond Massage Oil, Strawberry Dreams Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil and Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant. Available in \u003cstrong\u003eCanada\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e, this adult greeting card works for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, bachelorette gifts, weddings, birthdays or simply as a spontaneous way to tell your partner exactly what kind of evening you have in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more playful and sensual products from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/kama-sutra\" title=\"Shop Kama Sutra couples products and romantic gifts in Canada\"\u003eKama Sutra in Canada\u003c\/a\u003e for additional massage, foreplay and intimacy ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eBold Outside, Blank Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front reads \u003cstrong\u003e“Let's Screw”\u003c\/strong\u003e, but the inside is blank. That gives you the freedom to make the card funny, romantic, explicit or surprisingly sweet depending on the recipient and occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSweet Almond \u0026amp; Strawberry Dreams Samples\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe massage portion starts with Aromatics Sweet Almond, followed by Strawberry Dreams Oil of Love for a kissable warming foreplay experience. Love Liquid Classic adds versatile water-based intimate glide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult novelty greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOutside message: “Let's Screw”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for personalized writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 3mL romance product packets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAromatics Sweet Almond Massage Oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrawberry Dreams Oil of Love warming foreplay oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLove Liquid Classic water-based lubricant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for many romantic and adult occasions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eNaughty Note\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eMessage\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSample Theme\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-lick-me\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Lick Me greeting card in Canada\"\u003eLick Me\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTeasing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-same-penis-forever-lucky-you\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra Same Penis Forever Lucky You greeting card in Canada\"\u003eSame Penis Forever...Lucky You!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRelationship humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStrawberry Dreams\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-the-only-package-i-want-is-yours\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra The Only Package I Want Is Yours greeting card in Canada\"\u003eThe Only Package I Want...Is Yours!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlirty innuendo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-you-own-my-heart-and-my-ass\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra You Own My Heart And My Ass greeting card in Canada\"\u003eYou Own My Heart...And My Ass!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRomantic \u0026amp; explicit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHarmony + Raspberry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Naughty Gifts \u0026amp; Date-Night Ideas\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf a direct, funny adult card fits your style, explore more novelty gifts and couples activities that can turn an ordinary night into something deliberately playful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Browse adult novelty gifts and playful party products in Canada\"\u003eParties \u0026amp; Novelties\u003c\/a\u003e – discover more cheeky gifts, party products and conversation starters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/couples-games\" title=\"Explore intimate couples games for playful date nights in Canada\"\u003eCouples Games\u003c\/a\u003e – add structured play and challenges after the card is opened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the included packets as a preview, then keep a full-size massage oil and lubricant nearby when you want more product for a longer evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/massage-oils\" title=\"Shop full-size massage oils for sensual couples massage in Canada\"\u003eMassage Oils\u003c\/a\u003e – extend the massage portion beyond the 3mL sample.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/water-based-lubricants\" title=\"Browse water-based lubricants for couples and toy play in Canada\"\u003eWater-Based Lubricants\u003c\/a\u003e – add more versatile intimate glide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Kama Sutra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLine: Naughty Notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType: Adult greeting card with samples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: Blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct Samples: 3 x 3mL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePositions: 4 with tips and tricks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope: Included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd your own message inside the blank card, give it to your partner, and use the included position ideas and product samples to turn the joke into a shared date-night experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMailing Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe supplied envelope should not be sent through standard machine mailing. Kama Sutra advises hand-cancellation and additional postage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e ships throughout Canada in \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e with secure checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the inside blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, allowing you to write your own personalized message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat Strawberry Dreams product is included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 3mL Strawberry Dreams Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil packet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan this be used for an anniversary?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The message is not tied to one specific occasion and can work for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, weddings, birthdays or spontaneous gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it include massage oil?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. A 3mL Aromatics Sweet Almond Massage Oil packet is included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kama Sutra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48895673958632,"sku":"K4012","price":15.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/let_sscrew_5a50b281-78ad-4cf9-8020-e5cbbc87941f.png?v=1786645578","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-lets-screw","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}