{"product_id":"naughty-notes-you-own-my-heart-and-my-ass","title":"Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart Adult Romantic Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eKama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart And My Ass Adult Romantic Card with Raspberry Samples in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eKama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart...And My Ass!\u003c\/strong\u003e card starts with a romantic declaration and ends with an unmistakably adult punchline. The outside reads \u003cstrong\u003e“You Own My Heart”\u003c\/strong\u003e, while the inside follows with \u003cstrong\u003e“And My Ass!”\u003c\/strong\u003e Inside are three 3mL product samples: Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil, Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil and Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant. Four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks are included as well. Available in \u003cstrong\u003eCanada\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card works particularly well for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, weddings or couples who want romantic sentiment without taking themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more sensory gifts and intimate products from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/kama-sutra\" title=\"Shop Kama Sutra romantic massage and foreplay products in Canada\"\u003eKama Sutra in Canada\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eRomantic Setup, Explicit Finish\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“You Own My Heart” gives this version a genuine relationship-oriented opening, while the inside message provides the adult twist. That combination makes it useful for couples who like affection and sexual humour in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHarmony Blend \u0026amp; Raspberry Kiss Samples\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAromatics Harmony Blend provides the massage element, while Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love introduces a kissable warming foreplay oil. Love Liquid Classic adds water-based intimate glide to complete the three-part sample set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult romantic greeting card by Kama Sutra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOutside: “You Own My Heart”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: “And My Ass!”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 3mL romance product packets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaspberry Kiss Oil of Love warming foreplay oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLove Liquid Classic water-based lubricant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for anniversaries, Valentine's Day and couples gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eNaughty Note\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eRelationship Angle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSample Focus\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-yes-to-love-no-to-clothes\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra Yes To Love No To Clothes romantic greeting card in Canada\"\u003eYes To Love...No To Clothes!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRomantic \u0026amp; playful\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStrawberry Dreams\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-same-penis-forever-lucky-you\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra Same Penis Forever Lucky You relationship card in Canada\"\u003eSame Penis Forever...Lucky You!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCommitment humour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStrawberry Dreams\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-lick-me\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra Lick Me flirty couples card in Canada\"\u003eLick Me\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDirect flirtation\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-the-only-package-i-want-is-yours\" title=\"Compare Kama Sutra The Only Package I Want Is Yours romantic Naughty Note in Canada\"\u003eThe Only Package I Want...Is Yours!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCheeky innuendo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVanilla\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Romantic Adult Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card fits naturally into anniversary, Valentine's and couples gifting. Explore more adult novelties when you want another humorous gift, or move into couples games when you want the gift to become an interactive experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Browse romantic adult novelties and playful couples gifts in Canada\"\u003eParties \u0026amp; Novelties\u003c\/a\u003e – discover more humorous and intimate gift ideas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/couples-games\" title=\"Shop couples games for romantic date nights and anniversaries in Canada\"\u003eCouples Games\u003c\/a\u003e – add shared activities and conversation to date night.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Harmony Blend and Raspberry Kiss samples already create a massage-to-foreplay progression. Full-size massage oil and flavoured intimate products can deepen that sensory theme and give couples enough product for a longer experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/massage-oils\" title=\"Explore massage oils for romantic full-body couples massage in Canada\"\u003eMassage Oils\u003c\/a\u003e – add a larger format for extended body massage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/flavoured-sex-lubricants\" title=\"Shop flavoured lubricants for playful oral intimacy in Canada\"\u003eFlavoured Lubricants\u003c\/a\u003e – complement the Raspberry Kiss theme with more taste-focused options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Kama Sutra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollection: Naughty Notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct Type: Romantic adult greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSamples: 3 x 3mL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMassage Sample: Aromatics Harmony Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForeplay Sample: Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLubricant: Love Liquid Classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKama Sutra Positions: 4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnvelope: Included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive the card as a romantic or spontaneous surprise, enjoy the message together, then explore the three individually packaged samples and four included Kama Sutra positions at your own pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMailing Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe included envelope is not intended for standard machine mailing. Kama Sutra advises hand-cancelling it and using additional postage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet Life\u003c\/strong\u003e offers secure checkout and discreet shipping across Canada in \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the inside of the card say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n“And My Ass!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich foreplay oil is included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 3mL Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil packet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat massage oil does it include?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 3mL Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil packet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat occasions does this card suit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIts romantic-but-explicit message works especially well for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays and spontaneous couples gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kama Sutra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48895673893096,"sku":"K4002","price":15.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/card-you-own-my-heart.png?v=1786645575","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/naughty-notes-you-own-my-heart-and-my-ass","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}