{"product_id":"offensive-color-pencils","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Colour Pencils – 48 Piece Funny Novelty Pencil Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOffensive Colour Pencils – 48 Piece Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Colour Pencils – 48 Piece Set\u003c\/strong\u003e by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e is a bold novelty stationery collection designed for adults who appreciate dark humour and unconventional gifts. Featuring 48 pre-sharpened coloured pencils with intentionally outrageous colour names, this set blends real art supplies with unapologetic comedy.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nWhile the names may be provocative, the pencils themselves are fully functional and ready for creative projects. Whether used for colouring, sketching, or simply as a hilarious desk accessory, this novelty pencil set offers both practical value and unforgettable humour.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eOffensive Colour Pencils Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 48 coloured pencils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-sharpened and ready to use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes built-in pencil sharpener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous and provocative colour names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully functional art supplies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat novelty desk accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gag gift for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Are Offensive Colour Pencils?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nOffensive Colour Pencils are a novelty art supply set designed for adults who enjoy sarcastic humour and playful irreverence. Each pencil features a bold, humorous colour name while still providing the same practical colouring performance expected from a standard coloured pencil set.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Are Offensive Colour Pencils For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis novelty stationery set is ideal for adults with a strong sense of humour who enjoy edgy gifts or unique desk accessories. They make great gifts for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic novelty items.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny novelty gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous office desk accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreative colouring projects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore Related Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrowse more playful items in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts Collection\"\u003eadult novelty gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \ndiscover fun accessories in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories Collection\"\u003eparty \u0026amp; novelty accessories collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \nor explore more novelty gifts in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\" title=\"Wood Rocket Collection\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDiscreet Life ships all orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop privately and confidently.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty coloured pencil set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 48 pencils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCondition: Pre-sharpened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: Built-in sharpener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Colouring, drawing, novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAudience: Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eHow many pencils are included?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set includes 48 coloured pencils with humorous novelty colour names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eAre the pencils usable for colouring?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. These are fully functional coloured pencils designed for drawing and colouring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eIs this a good novelty gift?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The humorous colour names make this set a popular gag gift for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhere can I buy novelty gifts in Canada?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can shop novelty gifts in Canada from Discreet Life with discreet shipping and Canada-wide delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950946205928,"sku":"WR-CRA-011","price":24.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/offensive-color-pencils-48pcs-1215136799.jpg?v=1776576281","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/offensive-color-pencils","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}