{"product_id":"offensive-crayons-holiday-edition","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition – Funny Holiday Crayon Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOffensive Crayons – Holiday Edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons – Holiday Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e is a hilarious seasonal twist on classic colouring supplies. Designed for adults who appreciate dark humour and sarcastic holiday gifts, this novelty crayon set replaces traditional festive colours with blunt, irreverent names that perfectly capture the awkward realities of the holiday season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nFeaturing 24 assorted crayons, this humorous art set transforms ordinary colouring into a comedic experience. Whether you're colouring adult colouring books, adding personality to your desk, or giving a memorable gag gift, these crayons bring a dose of irreverent humour to the most stressful time of year.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eOffensive Crayons Holiday Edition Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny holiday-themed novelty crayon set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 assorted crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIrreverent and sarcastic colour names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully functional colouring crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact novelty gift packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect humorous holiday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat conversation-starting desk accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Are Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis novelty colouring set takes traditional crayons and gives them a sarcastic seasonal makeover. Each crayon features a bold and humorous colour name designed to reflect the awkward, chaotic, and occasionally stressful nature of the holiday season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny holiday gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult novelty stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous desk accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult colouring projects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore Related Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrowse more playful items in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts Collection\"\u003eadult novelty gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \ndiscover fun accessories in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories Collection\"\u003eparty \u0026amp; novelty accessories collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \nor explore more novelty items from \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\" title=\"Wood Rocket Collection\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDiscreet Life ships all orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop privately and confidently.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty crayon set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 24 crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheme: Holiday humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Colouring, novelty gift, desk accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAudience: Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eHow many crayons are included?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set includes 24 assorted crayons with humorous holiday-themed colour names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eAre the crayons functional?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. They work just like standard crayons and can be used for drawing and colouring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eIs this a good holiday gag gift?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition are designed specifically as humorous holiday gifts and are perfect for white elephant exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhere can I buy novelty gifts in Canada?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can shop novelty gifts in Canada from Discreet Life with discreet shipping and Canada-wide delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950946304232,"sku":"WR-CRA-009","price":17.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/offensive-crayons-holiday-edition-1215136789.jpg?v=1776575082","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/offensive-crayons-holiday-edition","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}