{"product_id":"offensive-crayons","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons – Funny Novelty Crayon Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOffensive Crayons\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons\u003c\/strong\u003e by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e is a hilarious novelty crayon set designed for adults who enjoy dark humour and irreverent comedy. Instead of traditional colour names, this set features bold, sarcastic labels that transform a simple colouring tool into an unforgettable gag gift.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nWith 24 assorted crayons and outrageous colour names, this novelty art set brings comedy to colouring books, desk accessories, and party gifts. Whether used for creative projects or simply displayed as a conversation piece, Offensive Crayons deliver both humour and functionality.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eOffensive Crayons Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny novelty crayon set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 assorted crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous and irreverent colour names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully functional crayons for colouring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact novelty gift packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat conversation-starting desk accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect adult gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Are Offensive Crayons?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nOffensive Crayons are novelty colouring tools designed to push the boundaries of traditional art supplies. Each crayon features a deliberately outrageous colour name while still functioning as a standard colouring crayon for creative use.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Are Offensive Crayons For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis novelty product is intended for adults who enjoy sarcastic humour, edgy jokes, and unconventional gifts. They make excellent gag gifts, desk accessories, or novelty additions to adult colouring books.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny novelty gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous desk accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreative colouring with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore Related Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrowse more playful items in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts Collection\"\u003eadult novelty gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \ndiscover fun accessories in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories Collection\"\u003eparty \u0026amp; novelty accessories collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \nor explore more novelty products in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\" title=\"Wood Rocket Collection\"\u003eWood Rocket collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDiscreet Life ships all orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop privately and confidently.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty crayon set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity: 24 crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Humorous novelty colour names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Colouring, novelty gift, desk accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAudience: Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eHow many crayons are included?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set includes 24 assorted crayons with humorous novelty colour names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eAre the crayons usable for colouring?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. They function like standard crayons and can be used for drawing and colouring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Offensive Crayons are designed as a humorous novelty gift that often sparks conversation and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhere can I buy novelty gifts in Canada?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can shop novelty gifts in Canada from Discreet Life with discreet shipping and Canada-wide delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950946238696,"sku":"WR-CRA-005","price":17.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/offensive-crayons-1215136798.jpg?v=1776575234","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/offensive-crayons","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}