{"product_id":"offensive-ish-crayons","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons – Funny Adult Novelty Crayon Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOffensive-ish Crayons – Humorous Novelty Crayon Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nThe \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive-ish Crayons\u003c\/strong\u003e by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/pages\/wood-rocket-canada\" title=\"Shop Wood Rocket in Canada\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e are a toned-down version of the brand’s infamous Offensive Crayons, delivering sarcastic humour without going fully off the rails. This novelty crayon set keeps the edgy comedy while making it just acceptable enough for office desks, awkward gift exchanges, and cheeky stocking stuffers.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nFeaturing funny colour names like “Safe Space Sienna” and other deliberately questionable labels, Offensive-ish Crayons combine functional colouring supplies with adult humour. Whether you’re looking for a conversation-starting desk accessory or a hilarious gag gift, this crayon pack delivers laughs while still being completely usable for drawing and colouring.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eOffensive-ish Crayons Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous novelty crayon set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny and sarcastic colour names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunctional crayons for colouring and drawing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact novelty gift packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat desk accessory or conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gag gift for friends or coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Are Offensive-ish Crayons?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nOffensive-ish Crayons are novelty colouring crayons designed for adults who enjoy edgy humour but prefer something slightly less outrageous than the original Offensive Crayons. They keep the same sarcastic tone while making the jokes a little more workplace-friendly.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny novelty gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice desk humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult colouring books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous stationery collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore Related Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBrowse more playful items in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts Collection\"\u003eadult novelty gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \ndiscover fun accessories in our \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Party \u0026amp; Novelty Accessories Collection\"\u003eparty \u0026amp; novelty accessories collection\u003c\/a\u003e, \nor explore more novelty items from \n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/woodrocket-products-premium-adult-pleasure-accessories\" title=\"Wood Rocket Collection\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDiscreet Life ships all orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop privately and confidently.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Novelty crayon set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheme: Humorous colour names\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Colouring, drawing, novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAudience: Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eAre Offensive-ish Crayons functional?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Despite the novelty humour, they work just like standard crayons for drawing and colouring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhat makes these different from Offensive Crayons?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffensive-ish Crayons feature slightly toned-down humour while keeping the same sarcastic style of funny colour names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eAre these a good gag gift?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. They are a great novelty gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhere can I buy novelty gifts in Canada?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can shop novelty gifts in Canada from Discreet Life with discreet shipping and Canada-wide delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47950946435304,"sku":"WR-CRA-007","price":17.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/offensive-ish-crayons-1215136779.jpg?v=1776578174","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/offensive-ish-crayons","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}