{"product_id":"suck-a-bag-of-dicks-gift-bag","title":"Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLittle Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag – Adult Gag Gift Bag in Canada\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLittle Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e gives your present an attitude before anyone even looks inside. Made from \u003cstrong\u003ehigh-quality card stock\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003esturdy woven handles\u003c\/strong\u003e, this cheeky adult novelty gift bag measures approximately \u003cstrong\u003e7.75\" x 4\" x 10.75\"\u003c\/strong\u003e and is designed for birthdays, bachelorette parties, gift exchanges, and anyone who appreciates humour that is direct rather than subtle. Whether you are wrapping novelty candy, an adult gift, or a funny party surprise, this bag makes the presentation part of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover more bold gifts, party accessories, and adult novelties from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/little-genie-productions\" title=\"Little Genie Productions Adult Novelty Gifts in Canada\"\u003eLittle Genie Productions\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSuck a Bag of Dicks Attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe message does most of the work. It is deliberately blunt, funny, and designed for recipients who appreciate profanity-based adult humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHigh-Quality Card Stock\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag is constructed from high-quality card stock, giving it more structure and presentation value than thin disposable gift packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSturdy Woven Handles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWoven handles make the bag easier to carry and help it feel more finished, especially when used for birthdays, party favours, or adult gift exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e10.75-Inch Tall Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately 7.75\" x 4\" x 10.75\", the bag offers practical space for small-to-medium gifts while remaining easy to carry and present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdult novelty gift bag from Little Genie Productions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSuck a Bag of Dicks message\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-quality card stock construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSturdy woven handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eApproximate dimensions: 7.75\" x 4\" x 10.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesigned for gag gifts and adult celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSuitable for novelty stores, gift exchanges, and party use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Is the Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag Best For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is best for adults who appreciate bold, sarcastic humour and gift presentation that gets an immediate reaction. It works especially well for birthdays, bachelorette parties, adult Secret Santa exchanges, and novelty gifts between friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompare Little Genie Adult Gift Bags\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLittle Genie's gift bags range from straightforward phrase humour to decorative feather and foil finishes. Compare these options to find the right presentation for your gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eGift Bag\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eTheme\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eSpecial Detail\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/boss-bitch-gift-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Boss Bitch Gift Bag\"\u003eBoss Bitch Gift Bag\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBold phrase\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eThick card stock\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBirthdays and friend gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/dirty-penis-gift-bag-with-pink-feathers\" title=\"Little Genie Dirty Penis Gift Bag with Pink Feathers\"\u003eDirty Penis Gift Bag\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003ePenis print\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003ePink marabou fringe\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBachelorette parties\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/sex-positions-stick-figures-gift-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Sex Positions Stick Figures Gift Bag\"\u003eSex Positions Stick Figures Gift Bag\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eNaughty cartoon\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eMarabou fringe\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eFunny adult gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/sexy-mother-fucker-gift-bag\" title=\"Little Genie Sexy Mother Fucker Gift Bag\"\u003eSexy Mother Fucker Gift Bag\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eBold phrase\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eIridescent foil + marabou\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eStatement gifting\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExplore More Adult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFind more funny gift ideas in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-novelty-gifts\" title=\"Adult Novelty Gifts in Canada\"\u003eAdult Novelty Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, where cheeky accessories and gag items can help you build a complete present. For party-focused extras, browse \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/parties-novelties\" title=\"Parties and Adult Novelties in Canada\"\u003eParties \u0026amp; Novelties\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe theme pairs naturally with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/erotic-candy\" title=\"Erotic Candy in Canada\"\u003eErotic Candy\u003c\/a\u003e, especially when building a funny adult gift basket. You can also add items from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/collections\/adult-party-games\" title=\"Adult Party Games in Canada\"\u003eAdult Party Games\u003c\/a\u003e when you want the gift to include something interactive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrand: Little Genie Productions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProduct Type: Adult novelty gift bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTheme: Suck a Bag of Dicks\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaterial: High-quality card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHandle: Sturdy woven handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDimensions: Approximately 7.75\" x 4\" x 10.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTrust \u0026amp; Discretion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDiscreet Life provides \u003cstrong\u003esecure checkout\u003c\/strong\u003e and ships throughout Canada in \u003cstrong\u003eplain, unmarked packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is the Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt measures approximately 7.75 inches x 4 inches x 10.75 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe bag is constructed from high-quality card stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of handles does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt features sturdy woven handles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable for adult gag gifts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. The bold phrase and structured gift-bag format make it particularly suited to funny adult gifts and party occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie Productions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48583262535912,"sku":"LGP.032","price":9.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/2305\/5336\/files\/suck-a-bag-of-dicks-gift-bag-1240315374.jpg?v=1779714618","url":"https:\/\/www.discreetlife.ca\/products\/suck-a-bag-of-dicks-gift-bag","provider":"Discreet Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}