HOT OCTOPUSS: PLEASURE, REIMAGINED
We’re not your average sex toy brand. We’re rule-breakers. Innovators. Pleasure rebels.
We fuse cutting-edge tech, unexpected materials, and a dash of scientific curiosity to create toys that actually work with real bodies. No clichés. No half-hearted designs. Just mind-blowing pleasure—for every body.
OUR STORY: TWO FRIENDS. ONE MISSION. ZERO RULES.
In 2013, we were just two best friends fed up with the sex toy industry’s boring, one-size-fits-all approach. So we threw out the rulebook (didn’t even read it, honestly) and set out to reinvent pleasure—with imagination, humor, and a stubborn refusal to conform.
The result? An award-winning company that’s helped thousands discover pleasure they never knew existed.
OUR MANIFESTO: PLEASURE IS A RIGHT. NOT A PRIVILEGE.
✔ INNOVATION FIRST – We raid other industries for tech and materials, because pleasure deserves real science.
✔ DESIGN WITH PURPOSE – Every toy is crafted with real people—cis, trans, non-binary, disabled, older—because bodies aren’t trends.
✔ NO STIGMA, NO SHAME – Just unapologetic fun. (As Anthony Bourdain said: “Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”)
We didn’t tweak the system. We rewired it. And we’re just getting started.
WHY IT WORKS:
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Tone: Keeps your playful, rebellious voice but adds more punch.
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Structure: Clear, scannable, and mission-driven.
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Inclusivity: Highlights your commitment to all bodies without sounding performative.
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Quirk: The Bourdain quote ties it all together with wit.
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