Hott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Novelty Bandaids Tin
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Hott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Novelty Bandaids Tin
Hott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Novelty Bandaids Tin
Description
Description
Hott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Novelty Bandaids Tin in Canada
The Hott Products Add Insult to Injury 25 Bandaids Tin turns an everyday adhesive bandage into a hilariously inappropriate adult novelty gift. Each box contains 25 assorted adhesive bandages printed with outrageous insults including “Total Pussy,” “Clumsy Fucker,” “Cunty McFuckface,” “Pencil Dick,” and “Warning: Utter Wanker.” Measuring approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm each, these funny novelty bandages are perfect for gag gifts, birthdays, party bags, and friends with a very particular sense of humour. Shop in Canada from Discreet Life.
Discover more outrageous gifts and humorous accessories from Hott Products Unlimited, a brand filled with cheeky adult novelties designed to get people laughing.
25 Assorted Insult Bandages
Each package contains 25 assorted adhesive bandages, giving you plenty of opportunities to add a little insult to someone's next minor mishap.
Five Outrageous Sayings
The assortment features intentionally offensive adult humour designed for gag-gift occasions and friends who appreciate profanity-heavy jokes.
- Total Pussy
- Clumsy Fucker
- Cunty McFuckface
- Pencil Dick
- Warning: Utter Wanker
Compact Novelty Bandage Size
Each adhesive bandage measures approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm, giving the set the familiar format of a standard strip bandage with a much less conventional appearance.
Key Features
- 25 assorted novelty adhesive bandages
- Five adult insult sayings
- Approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm each
- Profanity-based adult humour
- Fun gag gift or party-bag addition
- Suitable for birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette parties, and novelty gifts
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Pairs Well With
These insult bandages make an easy addition to party bags and group gift exchanges. Browse Bachelorette Party Accessories for more playful extras that can be bundled into a stagette or celebration kit.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Hott Products
- Product Type: Novelty adhesive bandages
- Quantity: 25 assorted bandages
- Size: Approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm each
- Design: Assorted adult insult sayings
How to Use
- Remove an individual bandage from its packaging.
- Apply as appropriate according to normal adhesive-bandage use.
- Replace as needed.
- Enjoy the inappropriate message while it lasts.
Trust & Discretion
Discreet Life ships throughout Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout, helping adult novelty gifts and party accessories arrive privately.
FAQ
How many Add Insult to Injury bandages are included?
Each package contains 25 assorted adhesive bandages.
How large is each bandage?
Each measures approximately 1.9cm x 7.2cm.
Are the sayings suitable for children?
No. The printed sayings contain explicit adult profanity and are intended as an adult novelty product.
What sayings are included?
The assortment includes Total Pussy, Clumsy Fucker, Cunty McFuckface, Pencil Dick, and Warning: Utter Wanker.
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