Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder

Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder with Strap Mount in Canada

The Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder combines a deeply textured 5.3-inch insertable shaft with a tentacle-inspired mounting base, removable vibrating bullet, and adjustable strap that can secure the toy to pillows, thighs, forearms, or compatible furniture. The premium silicone shaft reaches 2 inches at its widest diameter and is sculpted with deep-sea ridges and bumps, while the removable bullet delivers 3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns controlled through an included wireless remote. The strap adjusts from 12 to 52 inches in circumference, creating a versatile hands-free fantasy setup. Shop Lord Neptune in Canada from Discreet Life.

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Tentacle-Inspired Strap-Mount Base

Lord Neptune uses an adjustable strap instead of relying solely on a suction cup. The strap can wrap around compatible pillows, limbs, cushions, or furniture to help hold the base in place while you control the angle with your body.

12-to-52-Inch Strap Adjustment

The soft strap adjusts from approximately 12 to 52 inches in circumference. This wide range lets the same mount adapt to smaller body areas or larger household objects, providing significantly more placement options than a fixed base.

5.3-Inch Deep-Sea Textured Shaft

The insertable portion measures approximately 5.3 inches long and is covered from top to base in fantasy ridges and bumps. The changing surface provides substantially more texture than a smooth cylindrical dildo.

2-Inch Maximum Diameter

Lord Neptune reaches approximately 2 inches at its widest insertable point. The combination of fuller girth and pronounced texture makes generous lubricant and gradual positioning particularly important.

Removable Vibrating Bullet

A rechargeable bullet inserts into the base and transmits vibration through the silicone shaft. Because the motor is removable, the toy can also be cleaned and maintained more easily than designs with a permanently sealed motor.

3 Speeds & 7 Patterns

The bullet provides 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns, letting you switch between steady intensity and changing rhythms. A wireless remote keeps the controls accessible even when the base is strapped somewhere difficult to reach.

Wireless Remote Control

Use the remote during solo play to change vibration without interrupting your position, or hand it to a partner for interactive control. The remote requires one AAA battery, which is not included.

IPX6 Water Resistance

The supplied specifications list an IPX6 rating. That means the device is protected against strong water jets and is suitable for shower-friendly use and easier rinsing, but IPX6 should not be treated as a full-submersion rating.

Key Features

• Fantasy strap-mount vibrating grinder
• Insertable deep-sea textured silicone shaft
• Tentacle-inspired mounting base
• Adjustable soft strap
• Strap adjusts from 12 to 52 inches circumference
• Can mount around compatible pillows, limbs or furniture
• 5.3-inch insertable length
• 2-inch widest insertable diameter
• Deep ridges and sculpted bumps
• Removable vibrating bullet
• 3 vibration speeds
• 7 vibration patterns
• Wireless remote control
• USB rechargeable bullet
• IPX6 water resistance
• Premium silicone construction
• Water-based lubricant recommended
• Remote uses 1 AAA battery, not included

Best For

The Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Grinder is best for shoppers who want a fantasy vibrator that can be mounted in positions a traditional suction-cup dildo cannot easily reach. Its 12-to-52-inch strap is particularly useful for pillow, thigh, or furniture mounting, while the removable remote-controlled bullet adds powered stimulation without permanently building the motor into the shaft.

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Pairs Well With

Lord Neptune's 2-inch textured shaft benefits from generous water-based lubricant to reduce unnecessary friction across the ridges and bumps. A toy cleaner is especially useful for reaching the deep sculpted details around the shaft and tentacle-style base after use.

• Water-Based Lubricants
• Sex Toy Cleaners

Technical Specifications

• Brand: Creature Cocks
• Product Type: Strap-mount vibrating silicone grinder / insertable vibrator
• Overall Length: 6.2 inches / 15.7 cm
• Overall Width: 3.1 inches / 7.9 cm
• Overall Depth: 3.9 inches / 9.9 cm
• Insertable Length: 5.3 inches / 13.5 cm
• Widest Insertable Diameter: 2 inches / 5.1 cm
• Strap Adjustment: 12–52 inches / 30.5–132.1 cm circumference
• Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
• Motor: Removable vibrating bullet
• Control: Wireless remote
• Water Resistance: IPX6
• Materials: Premium silicone, neoprene, ABS plastic
• Charging: USB rechargeable
• Remote Battery: 1 AAA battery, not included
• Colour: Blue
• Lubricant Compatibility: Water-based lubricant recommended

How to Use

1. Fully charge the vibrating bullet before use.
2. Insert the bullet securely into the base.
3. Wrap the adjustable strap around a stable compatible surface or body area and tighten until secure but comfortable.
4. Apply generous water-based lubricant to the textured shaft.
5. Position or insert the shaft gradually and control pressure with your body.
6. Use the wireless remote to explore the 3 speeds and 7 patterns.
7. After use, remove the bullet and clean the silicone according to the IPX6 care guidance.
8. Allow all components to dry before charging or storage.

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FAQ

How does Lord Neptune mount?
An adjustable strap wraps around compatible pillows, limbs, cushions, or furniture and adjusts from approximately 12 to 52 inches in circumference.

How large is the insertable shaft?
It measures approximately 5.3 inches insertable and reaches 2 inches at its widest diameter.

Does Lord Neptune include a remote?
Yes. The removable vibrating bullet can be controlled with the included wireless remote.

Is the vibrating bullet removable?
Yes. It can be removed from the base for charging, cleaning, and storage.

Can Lord Neptune be submerged?
Its IPX6 rating is suitable for strong water jets and shower-friendly use, but it should not be treated as fully submersible.