Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Wanna F*ck Adult Card
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Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Wanna F*ck Adult Card
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Wanna F*ck Adult Card
Description
Description
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Wanna F*ck Adult Greeting Card with Coconut Pineapple Samples in Canada
The Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Wanna F*ck?...Me Too! card is one of the most direct options in the Naughty Notes collection. The outside asks “Wanna F*ck?”, and the inside responds “Me Too!” It also includes three 3mL sensual samples: Naturals Coconut Pineapple Massage Oil, Coconut Pineapple Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil and Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant. Four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks provide additional inspiration. Available in Canada at Discreet Life, it is designed for adult partners who appreciate explicit humour and want a small gift that can lead directly into a tropical-scented date-night experience.
Explore additional romance, massage and foreplay products from Kama Sutra in Canada.
No Mixed Signals
The front-and-inside exchange makes the intent very clear. Rather than relying on subtle innuendo, this Naughty Note works as a straightforward and playful invitation between consenting adult partners.
Coconut Pineapple From Massage to Foreplay
Both the Naturals Massage Oil and Oil of Love use the Coconut Pineapple fragrance, creating a coordinated tropical theme. Love Liquid Classic adds a separate water-based lubricant sample for intimate glide.
Key Features
- Explicit adult greeting card by Kama Sutra
- Outside: “Wanna F*ck?”
- Inside: “Me Too!”
- 3 x 3mL sensual sample packets
- Coconut Pineapple Naturals Massage Oil
- Coconut Pineapple Oil of Love warming foreplay oil
- Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant
- 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks
- Envelope included
- Tropical Coconut Pineapple sample pairing
Compare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes
| Naughty Note | Message Style | Sample Theme |
|---|---|---|
| Let's Screw | Direct | Sweet Almond + Strawberry |
| Happy Holidays...Now Unwrap Me! | Holiday tease | Coconut Pineapple |
| Lick Me | Oral-themed tease | Vanilla |
| Yes To Love...No To Clothes! | Romantic | Strawberry Dreams |
Explore More Playful Adult Gifts
If you prefer gifts that skip subtlety, explore the larger party and novelty collection for more cheeky products, then browse couples games when you want something interactive to follow the initial joke.
- Parties & Novelties – find more humorous adult gifts and playful surprises.
- Couples Games – continue the playful mood with shared challenges and activities.
Pairs Well With
The Coconut Pineapple samples introduce both massage and warming foreplay. Add full-size products when you want enough for longer massage and intimate play rather than relying only on the included packets.
- Massage Oils – keep the tropical massage going beyond the sample.
- Water-Based Lubricants – complement the included Love Liquid sample.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Kama Sutra
- Collection: Naughty Notes
- Product Type: Explicit adult greeting card
- Samples: 3 x 3mL
- Massage Oil: Coconut Pineapple Naturals
- Foreplay Oil: Coconut Pineapple Oil of Love
- Lubricant: Love Liquid Classic
- Positions: 4
- Envelope: Included
How to Use
Give the card directly to your adult partner, enjoy the two-part message, then use the individual product samples and position ideas according to your preferences and the directions provided with each packet.
Mailing Note
Kama Sutra advises that the included envelope is not suitable for standard machine mailing and should be hand-cancelled with additional postage.
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FAQ
What does the inside say?
“Me Too!”
Are both scented samples Coconut Pineapple?
Yes. The massage oil and Oil of Love samples are both Coconut Pineapple.
How much is in each packet?
Each included product packet contains 3mL.
Does this card include Kama Sutra positions?
Yes. Four positions with tips and tricks are included.
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