Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Blow This Birthday Card
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Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Blow This Birthday Card
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Blow This Birthday Card
Description
Description
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Blow This Birthday Card with 3 Kissable Oil of Love Samples in Canada
The Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Blow This card is the most oral-play-focused option in this group, pairing a cheeky birthday message with three assorted 3mL Oil of Love packets. The outside reads “You Blow This”, while the inside reveals “And I'll Blow You. Happy Birthday!” Unlike the other Naughty Notes in this batch, this card contains three kissable warming Oil of Love samples rather than the usual massage oil, foreplay oil and Love Liquid combination. It also includes four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks. Available in Canada from Discreet Life, this is a particularly distinctive adult birthday card for partners who want an oral-themed, playful surprise.
Discover more sensual foreplay and romance products from Kama Sutra in Canada.
Three Kissable Oil of Love Samples
The biggest differentiator is the sample selection. Instead of mixing massage oil, Oil of Love and lubricant, this version includes three assorted Oil of Love packets, each described by the supplier as a kissable warming foreplay oil.
Built Around a Birthday & Oral-Play Joke
The card's front message acts as a setup, with the explicit birthday punchline revealed inside. It is designed specifically for adults who are comfortable exchanging direct sexual humour with their partner.
Key Features
- Adult birthday greeting card by Kama Sutra
- Outside: “You Blow This”
- Inside: “And I'll Blow You. Happy Birthday!”
- Includes 3 assorted Oil of Love packets
- Each Oil of Love packet contains 3mL
- Kissable warming foreplay oil samples
- 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks
- Envelope included
- Oral-themed birthday gift concept
- Distinct sample format from most other Naughty Notes
Compare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes
| Naughty Note | Occasion / Theme | What's Different? |
|---|---|---|
| Lick Me | Oral-themed flirting | Vanilla massage + foreplay + lube |
| Let's Screw | Direct invitation | Massage + foreplay + lube |
| Happy Holidays...Now Unwrap Me! | Holiday | Coconut Pineapple trio |
| The Only Package I Want...Is Yours! | Flirty gift | Vanilla massage + foreplay + lube |
Explore More Adult Birthday & Novelty Gifts
Keep the birthday theme going with additional novelty gifts or add a couples activity that gives you something playful to do together after the card has been opened.
- Parties & Novelties – find more cheeky gifts and adult celebration ideas.
- Couples Games – add interactive prompts and challenges to the evening.
Pairs Well With
Because the included packets focus specifically on kissable Oil of Love, products designed around flavour and body massage can broaden the sensory experience while keeping the gift cohesive.
- Flavoured Lubricants – explore additional taste-focused options for oral play.
- Massage Oils – add a massage stage before moving into the included warming oils.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Kama Sutra
- Collection: Naughty Notes
- Product Type: Adult birthday greeting card
- Sample Type: Assorted Oil of Love
- Number of Samples: 3
- Sample Size: 3mL each
- Sample Function: Kissable warming foreplay oil
- Position Ideas: 4 Kama Sutra positions
- Envelope: Included
How to Use
Give the card as a birthday surprise, read the inside message together, then choose among the three individually packaged Oil of Love samples and the four included Kama Sutra position ideas. Follow the usage directions provided with the individual oils.
Mailing Note
The supplier states that the envelope is not suitable for standard mailing. It should be hand-cancelled and may require additional postage.
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FAQ
What makes You Blow This different from the other Naughty Notes?
It contains three assorted Oil of Love packets rather than a massage oil, foreplay oil and lubricant trio.
Are the included Oil of Love samples kissable?
Yes. The supplied product information describes them as kissable warming foreplay oils.
Is this specifically a birthday card?
Yes. The inside message ends with “Happy Birthday!”
How many product packets are included?
Three assorted 3mL Oil of Love packets.
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