Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart Adult Romantic Card
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Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart Adult Romantic Card
Description
Description
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart And My Ass Adult Romantic Card with Raspberry Samples in Canada
The Kama Sutra Naughty Notes You Own My Heart...And My Ass! card starts with a romantic declaration and ends with an unmistakably adult punchline. The outside reads “You Own My Heart”, while the inside follows with “And My Ass!” Inside are three 3mL product samples: Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil, Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil and Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant. Four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks are included as well. Available in Canada from Discreet Life, this card works particularly well for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, weddings or couples who want romantic sentiment without taking themselves too seriously.
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Romantic Setup, Explicit Finish
“You Own My Heart” gives this version a genuine relationship-oriented opening, while the inside message provides the adult twist. That combination makes it useful for couples who like affection and sexual humour in equal measure.
Harmony Blend & Raspberry Kiss Samples
Aromatics Harmony Blend provides the massage element, while Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love introduces a kissable warming foreplay oil. Love Liquid Classic adds water-based intimate glide to complete the three-part sample set.
Key Features
- Adult romantic greeting card by Kama Sutra
- Outside: “You Own My Heart”
- Inside: “And My Ass!”
- 3 x 3mL romance product packets
- Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil
- Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love warming foreplay oil
- Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant
- 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks
- Envelope included
- Suitable for anniversaries, Valentine's Day and couples gifts
Compare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes
| Naughty Note | Relationship Angle | Sample Focus |
|---|---|---|
| Yes To Love...No To Clothes! | Romantic & playful | Strawberry Dreams |
| Same Penis Forever...Lucky You! | Commitment humour | Strawberry Dreams |
| Lick Me | Direct flirtation | Vanilla |
| The Only Package I Want...Is Yours! | Cheeky innuendo | Vanilla |
Explore More Romantic Adult Gifts
This card fits naturally into anniversary, Valentine's and couples gifting. Explore more adult novelties when you want another humorous gift, or move into couples games when you want the gift to become an interactive experience.
- Parties & Novelties – discover more humorous and intimate gift ideas.
- Couples Games – add shared activities and conversation to date night.
Pairs Well With
The Harmony Blend and Raspberry Kiss samples already create a massage-to-foreplay progression. Full-size massage oil and flavoured intimate products can deepen that sensory theme and give couples enough product for a longer experience.
- Massage Oils – add a larger format for extended body massage.
- Flavoured Lubricants – complement the Raspberry Kiss theme with more taste-focused options.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Kama Sutra
- Collection: Naughty Notes
- Product Type: Romantic adult greeting card
- Samples: 3 x 3mL
- Massage Sample: Aromatics Harmony Blend
- Foreplay Sample: Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love
- Lubricant: Love Liquid Classic
- Kama Sutra Positions: 4
- Envelope: Included
How to Use
Give the card as a romantic or spontaneous surprise, enjoy the message together, then explore the three individually packaged samples and four included Kama Sutra positions at your own pace.
Mailing Note
The included envelope is not intended for standard machine mailing. Kama Sutra advises hand-cancelling it and using additional postage.
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FAQ
What does the inside of the card say?
“And My Ass!”
Which foreplay oil is included?
A 3mL Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil packet.
What massage oil does it include?
A 3mL Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil packet.
What occasions does this card suit?
Its romantic-but-explicit message works especially well for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays and spontaneous couples gifts.
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