Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition – Funny Holiday Crayon Set
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition – Funny Holiday Crayon Set is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition – Funny Holiday Crayo...
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition – Funny Holiday Crayon Set
Description
Description
Offensive Crayons – Holiday Edition
The Offensive Crayons – Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket is a hilarious seasonal twist on classic colouring supplies. Designed for adults who appreciate dark humour and sarcastic holiday gifts, this novelty crayon set replaces traditional festive colours with blunt, irreverent names that perfectly capture the awkward realities of the holiday season.
Featuring 24 assorted crayons, this humorous art set transforms ordinary colouring into a comedic experience. Whether you're colouring adult colouring books, adding personality to your desk, or giving a memorable gag gift, these crayons bring a dose of irreverent humour to the most stressful time of year.
Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition Features
- Funny holiday-themed novelty crayon set
- 24 assorted crayons
- Irreverent and sarcastic colour names
- Fully functional colouring crayons
- Compact novelty gift packaging
- Perfect humorous holiday gift
- Great conversation-starting desk accessory
What Are Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition?
This novelty colouring set takes traditional crayons and gives them a sarcastic seasonal makeover. Each crayon features a bold and humorous colour name designed to reflect the awkward, chaotic, and occasionally stressful nature of the holiday season.
Perfect For
- Funny holiday gag gifts
- White elephant gift exchanges
- Adult novelty stocking stuffers
- Humorous desk accessories
- Adult colouring projects
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Discreet Life ships all orders across Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure checkout and discreet billing so you can shop privately and confidently.
Product Specifications
- Product type: Novelty crayon set
- Quantity: 24 crayons
- Theme: Holiday humour
- Use: Colouring, novelty gift, desk accessory
- Audience: Adults
FAQs
How many crayons are included?
The set includes 24 assorted crayons with humorous holiday-themed colour names.
Are the crayons functional?
Yes. They work just like standard crayons and can be used for drawing and colouring.
Is this a good holiday gag gift?
Yes. Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition are designed specifically as humorous holiday gifts and are perfect for white elephant exchanges.
Where can I buy novelty gifts in Canada?
You can shop novelty gifts in Canada from Discreet Life with discreet shipping and Canada-wide delivery.
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