Hott Products Penis Pasta
Hott Products Penis Pasta is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Couldn't load pickup availability
Delivery, Shipping & More Info
Delivery, Shipping & More Info
- Orders ship via Standard Shipping in discreet, unmarked packaging.
- Free shipping on orders of $99+ before tax.
- Please inspect your order upon delivery.
- Any issues must be reported within 7 days of receipt.
- Due to hygiene and safety reasons, most intimate products are final sale.
- Defective or incorrect items may qualify for a replacement or store credit.
- Shipping fees are non-refundable.
- Orders may be canceled within 15 minutes of purchase (a 5% handling fee applies).
By placing an order, you agree to our full Shipping Policy and Returns & Refund Policy.
Your privacy is protected
Orders arrive in plain, unbranded packaging with no product details visible on the outside, helping keep every Discreet Life delivery private.
Hott Products Penis Pasta
Hott Products Penis Pasta
Description
Description
Hott Products Penis Pasta 200g Made with 100% Durum Wheat in Canada
The Hott Products Penis Pasta 200g turns an ordinary pasta dinner into an adults-only conversation starter with penis-shaped noodles made from durum wheat semolina. Cook the novelty pasta with your favourite sauce, use it in a pasta salad or serve it as part of a bachelorette dinner, adult birthday or humorous date night. The playful shapes grow as they cook, making the transformation part of the joke. Available in Canada from Discreet Life, this 200g pack gives you the freedom to create your own recipe instead of using a pre-made cheese meal.
Explore more novelty foods and adult products from Hott Products Unlimited in Canada, including erotic candy, party treats and humorous products designed to make special occasions more memorable.
Penis-Shaped Pasta for Your Favourite Recipes
The novelty shape is the defining feature, but you can prepare Penis Pasta much like conventional dry pasta. Pair it with tomato sauce, pesto, cream sauce, vegetables or your favourite pasta recipe for an adults-only presentation.
100% Durum Wheat
Current product listings identify the pasta as being made from durum wheat semolina, giving it the familiar base ingredient used in traditional dry pasta.
200g Pack for Novelty Dinners & Parties
The current Discreet Life listing is for a 200g pack, making it an easy addition to bachelorette dinners, adult birthdays, gift baskets or themed meals.
Key Features
- Penis-shaped dry pasta
- Made with durum wheat semolina
- Net weight: 200g
- Novelty pasta shapes increase in size when cooked
- Suitable for hot pasta dishes or pasta salads
- Fun adult dinner-party or gag-gift idea
- Contains wheat
Who Is Hott Products Penis Pasta For?
This pasta is a good choice for anyone planning an adult-themed dinner, bachelorette party, bridal event or humorous meal with friends. It also makes an easy gag gift because it is both funny and genuinely usable as food.
Compare Hott Products Novelty Pasta
If you want penis-shaped pasta but prefer a different weight or a ready-to-make cheese format, compare this 200g pack with the other Hott Products pasta options below.
| Product | Format | Main Difference |
|---|---|---|
| MacAweenie & Cheese 175g | Macaroni & cheese | Penis-shaped pasta with real Kraft cheese |
| Weenie Linguine Pecker Shaped Pasta 175g | Dry novelty pasta | Smaller 175g pecker-shaped pasta format |
Explore More Erotic Food & Candy
Browse Erotic Candy and Adult Edibles for more novelty food, gummies, lollipops and edible party products. For celebration-focused products that work well alongside a themed dinner, explore Bachelorette Party Accessories.
Pairs Well With
Keep the party going after dinner with Adult Party Games for group entertainment. You can also browse Parties & Novelties for additional humorous gifts and event accessories.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Hott Products
- Product Type: Novelty dry pasta
- Shape: Penis shaped
- Net Weight: 200g
- Main Ingredient: Durum wheat semolina
- Contains: Wheat
- Format: Dry pasta
How to Prepare
- Bring a pot of water to a boil.
- Cook the pasta according to the directions on the package.
- Drain once it reaches your preferred texture.
- Serve with your favourite sauce or use in a pasta salad.
- Check the package for ingredient, allergen and cooking information before serving.
Trust & Discretion
Discreet Life ships throughout Canada in plain, unmarked packaging with secure online checkout, helping keep adult novelty purchases private.
FAQ
What is Hott Products Penis Pasta made from?
Current product information lists durum wheat semolina as the main ingredient.
How much pasta is included?
This Discreet Life listing is for a 200g package.
Does the penis-shaped pasta get larger when cooked?
Yes. Like ordinary dry pasta, the pieces increase in size as they absorb water during cooking.
Does Penis Pasta contain wheat?
Yes. This product contains wheat and is not suitable for anyone who must avoid wheat unless the current packaging states otherwise.
Payment & Security
Payment methods
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
