Big Ballers Small Balls Soap on a Rope
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Big Ballers Small Balls Soap on a Rope
Big Ballers Small Balls Soap on a Rope
Description
Description
Big Ballers Small Balls Soap on a Rope Gag Gift in Canada
The Big Ballers Small Balls Soap on a Rope turns an everyday shower essential into an unforgettable adult gag gift. Sculpted into a cheeky sagging-ball shape, this lightly scented novelty soap measures approximately 3.9 inches long and includes a nylon hanging rope for easy shower storage between uses. The moisturizing formula is designed to cleanse without leaving skin feeling excessively dry, making it functional enough to use while still delivering the joke. Whether it is headed to a bachelor party, birthday, White Elephant exchange, or an unsuspecting friend's shower, this Big Ballers novelty is available in Canada from Discreet Life.
Discover more playful novelty products from XR Brands at Discreet Life, including Big Ballers gag gifts, keychains, truck accessories, and miniature novelty decorations.
Ball-Shaped Adult Gag Soap
The exaggerated sagging-ball design turns an ordinary bar of soap into a conversation piece. It works especially well as a prank, stocking stuffer, party gift, or White Elephant exchange item.
Lightly Scented Formula
The soap has a mild refreshing fragrance rather than an overpowering scent, keeping the novelty practical enough for everyday washing.
Moisturizing Ingredients
The formula contains glycerin and other soap-base ingredients intended to cleanse while helping the skin retain a softer feel after washing.
Nylon Hanging Rope
The attached rope makes it easy to hang the soap in the shower between uses instead of leaving the sculpted shape sitting in pooled water.
Key Features
- Adult novelty soap shaped like sagging balls
- Lightly scented
- Moisturizing soap formula
- Nylon hanging rope
- Great for bachelor parties and birthdays
- White Elephant and prank-gift friendly
- Approximately 3.9" long
- For external use only
Compare Big Ballers Novelty Gifts
The Small Balls Soap is the most practical gag gift in this group because it can actually be used in the shower. If you want something reusable instead, the Big Balls Door Stop adds functional room decor, while the keychain set and Glow-in-the-Dark Peckers are smaller gift and prank options.
| Product | Type | Size | Key Differentiator |
|---|---|---|---|
| Big Ballers Big Balls Door Stop | Functional novelty decor | 3.9" x 2.3" x 0.8" | Non-slip silicone door stopper |
| Big Ballers Nuts 3 Keychain Set | Novelty keychains | 3-piece set | Black, light and silver colours |
| Big Ballers Glow-in-the-Dark Peckers | Mini novelty decorations | 4-pack | Glow green in darkness |
Explore More Big Ballers Gag Gifts
If you are building a funny party gift or novelty bundle, Big Ballers has plenty of options that keep the joke going after shower time. The door stop adds a larger functional gag, while the miniature Snap-On Peckers are easy to hide around a room for a surprise.
Pairs Well With
For a bigger gag-gift reveal, combine the soap with a novelty keychain or vehicle accessory. The Big Nuts Keychain is small enough for a gift bag, while Big Truck Nuts turn the joke into something much harder to miss.
Technical Specifications
- Product Type: Novelty soap on a rope
- Overall Length: 3.9"
- Overall Width: 3"
- Overall Depth: 1.7"
- Rope Material: Nylon
- Colour: Light
- Scent: Lightly scented
- Use: External use only
Ingredients
Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sucrose, Stearic Acid, Aqua (Water), Lauric Acid, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Tocopheryl Acetate, Yellow No. 5 (CI 19140), Red No. 40 (CI 16035).
How to Use & Store
- Wet the soap and use externally as you would a conventional body soap.
- Rinse skin thoroughly after washing.
- Hang the soap using the nylon rope between uses.
- Allow it to dry rather than leaving it submerged in standing water.
- For external use only.
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Discreet Life ships adult novelty products throughout Canada in plain, discreet packaging and processes orders through a secure checkout.
FAQ
Is this real soap?
Yes. It is a functional lightly scented novelty soap shaped like a pair of balls.
Does it come with a rope?
Yes. A nylon hanging rope is attached for easier shower storage.
How large is it?
Approximately 3.9" x 3" x 1.7".
Can it be used internally?
No. The supplied instructions specify external use only.
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