Kama Sutra This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex Naughty Massage Candle

Kama Sutra This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex Naughty Mini Massage Candle in Canada

The Kama Sutra This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex Naughty Mini Massage Candle turns a funny adult message into a warm, sensual massage candle for date night. Its coconut oil-based formula melts into silky body oil that can be drizzled onto the skin after the flame is extinguished, while the sweet Vanilla Crème fragrance leaves skin smelling like a freshly baked vanilla cupcake. Available in Canada from Discreet Life, this 59g candle makes an entertaining partner gift, playful bedroom accessory and relaxing massage product all in one compact package.

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A Candle That Makes the Hint Very Clear

The “This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex” message is designed for couples who appreciate playful anticipation and direct adult humour. Place it into a date-night gift, bring it out before massage or let the message itself set the tone for the evening.

Warm, Melty Massage Oil

When lit, the candle slowly produces a pool of warm oil. Once the flame is extinguished and the temperature has been checked, the melted formula can be poured onto the body and worked into the skin with slow massage strokes.

Vanilla Crème Cupcake Fragrance

The Vanilla Crème scent adds a sweet gourmand element to the experience. It is described as leaving skin smelling like a freshly baked vanilla cupcake, giving the warm massage oil an inviting dessert-inspired fragrance.

Coconut Oil, Shea Butter & Skin-Conditioning Oils

The massage base includes coconut and soybean oils along with apricot oil, aloe vera oil, jojoba, shea butter and Vitamin E. These ingredients create the rich, oil-based texture that allows the candle to transition from candlelight into sensual massage.

Key Features

• Kama Sutra Naughty Mini Massage Candle
• “This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex” message
• Playful date-night and couples gift
• Coconut oil-based massage candle
• Melts into warm body massage oil
• Vanilla Crème fragrance
• Fresh-baked vanilla cupcake-inspired scent
• Contains coconut and soybean oils
• Contains apricot and aloe vera oils
• Contains shea butter and jojoba oil
• Contains Vitamin E
• Size: 59g

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Pairs Well With

This candle already sets a very clear date-night mood, so pair it with products that make the evening more interactive or introduce shared stimulation after the warm massage is finished.

• Couples Games – add flirtatious prompts, challenges and activities before the candle is lit.
• Sex Toys for Couples – continue the experience with partner-focused products designed for shared pleasure.

Ingredients

Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Fractionated Coconut Oil), Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Oil, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Oil), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Fragrance (Parfum), Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Cinnamal Alcohol, Linalool, Eugenol, Limonene, Benzyl Alcohol.

Technical Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra
• Collection: Naughty Massage Candles
• Product Type: Massage candle
• Message: This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex
• Scent: Vanilla Crème
• Formula Base: Coconut oil-based
• Size: 59g / 2 oz
• Massage Medium: Warm melted candle oil

How to Use

1. Light the candle and allow enough time for a warm pool of melted massage oil to form.
2. Extinguish the flame completely before applying the oil.
3. Test the temperature on a small area of skin first.
4. Drizzle a small amount of comfortably warm oil onto the body.
5. Massage into the skin using slow, even strokes.

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FAQ

What does This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex Massage Candle smell like?
It has a sweet Vanilla Crème fragrance inspired by the scent of a freshly baked vanilla cupcake.

Can the melted candle oil be used directly for massage?
Yes. The candle is formulated to melt into massage oil. Extinguish the flame first and test the temperature before applying it to skin.

What makes this version different from the other Naughty Mini Massage Candles?
The formula and Vanilla Crème scent are the same across this group; the defining difference is the “This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex” message.

What size is the candle?
The candle contains 59g of product.