Little Genie Hearts & Hard-ons Candy 3oz
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Little Genie Hearts & Hard-ons Candy 3oz
Little Genie Hearts & Hard-ons Candy 3oz
Description
Description
Little Genie Hearts & Hard-ons Candy 3oz – Penis & Heart-Shaped Novelty Candy in Canada
The Little Genie Hearts & Hard-ons Candy 3oz bag mixes romance with adult humour through a playful assortment of penis-shaped and heart-shaped candies. Made for Valentine's surprises, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, funny gifts, and adults-only celebrations, these novelty sweets put a cheeky twist on the classic candy-heart idea. Shop Hearts & Hard-ons Candy in Canada from Discreet Life when you want an edible gift that combines affection, humour, and an unmistakably naughty theme.
Explore more playful party products, edible gifts, and cheeky novelties from Little Genie Productions at Discreet Life.
Penis & Heart Shapes in One Playful Bag
Instead of choosing between sweet and suggestive, Hearts & Hard-ons combines both. Heart-shaped pieces bring the romantic theme while penis-shaped candies add the adults-only punchline.
A Cheeky Alternative to Traditional Romantic Candy
This 3oz bag makes a fun alternative to conventional candy for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, date-night gifts, or any occasion where a partner or friend appreciates a little adult humour with their sweets.
Easy to Share at Adult Parties
The bag format is also convenient for bachelorette tables, stagettes, gift baskets, and party candy bowls. Set the candies out for guests or include the entire bag as a funny take-home gift.
Key Features
- Adult novelty candy from Little Genie Productions
- Mix of penis-shaped and heart-shaped candies
- 3oz bag
- Playful romance and adult humour theme
- Suitable for sharing or gifting
- Great for Valentine's Day and anniversaries
- Fun for bachelorette and stagette celebrations
Who Is Hearts & Hard-ons Candy For?
This candy works especially well for partners, friends, brides-to-be, and anyone who appreciates a combination of romantic imagery and suggestive humour. It is a natural addition to Valentine's gifts, anniversary baskets, stagette bags, and adults-only celebrations.
Compare Little Genie 3oz Adult Candy
Whether you want romantic humour, a provocative message, or a classic gag gift, compare these other Little Genie 3oz candies to find the right fit for your occasion.
| Product | Candy Style | Size | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bag of Fucks I Have to Give | Fruit-flavoured middle fingers | 3oz | Sarcastic gifts |
| Cunt Candy | Tart vagina-shaped candy | 3oz | Bachelorette parties |
| Eat It Pussy Candy | Tart vagina-shaped candy | 3oz | Cheeky party favours |
| Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy | Assorted dick-shaped candy | 3oz | Adult gag gifts |
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Pairs Well With
Hearts & Hard-ons works well as part of a larger party or romantic gift setup. Add playful extras from Bachelorette Party Accessories, or bring another activity into the celebration with an Adult Party Game.
Product Details
- Brand: Little Genie Productions
- Product Type: Erotic novelty candy
- Candy Shapes: Penis and heart shapes
- Net Weight: 3oz
- Format: Shareable bag
- Theme: Romantic adult humour
Ways to Enjoy
- Add to a Valentine's or anniversary gift
- Serve at a bachelorette or stagette celebration
- Place in an adults-only candy bowl
- Include in a romantic novelty gift basket
- Give to a friend or partner who enjoys cheeky humour
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FAQ
What shapes are included in Hearts & Hard-ons Candy?
The bag contains a playful mixture of penis-shaped and heart-shaped candies.
How much candy is included?
Each bag contains 3oz of novelty candy.
Is Hearts & Hard-ons Candy good for Valentine's Day?
Yes. The combination of heart and penis shapes makes it especially suited to funny Valentine's gifts and romantic adults-only surprises.
Can I serve it at a bachelorette party?
Yes. The suggestive shapes and shareable bag make it a natural addition to bachelorette parties, stagettes, and adult party tables.
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