Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 3oz
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Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 3oz
Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 3oz
Description
Description
Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 3oz – Assorted Dick-Shaped Novelty Candy in Canada
The Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy 3oz bag delivers exactly the kind of irreverent adult humour its name promises, packed with assorted dick-shaped candy made for sharing, gifting, and getting a reaction. Whether it is headed for a bachelorette party, birthday gift, stagette favour, adult candy bowl, or a friend who deserves a very specific message, this novelty penis candy turns a classic insult into something considerably sweeter. Shop Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy in Canada from Discreet Life.
Find more adults-only sweets, gag gifts, and party novelties from Little Genie Productions, available at Discreet Life.
Dick-Shaped Candy With an Attitude
The playful penis shapes give this candy its unmistakable adults-only personality. It is designed to be funny before the bag is even opened and makes an easy conversation starter once the candy starts making its way around the room.
Assorted Candy in a Shareable 3oz Bag
The 3oz bag contains assorted dick-shaped candy and is sized for sharing with friends, setting out at a party, or adding directly to a gift or favour bag.
A Gag Gift That Is Actually Edible
Instead of giving someone another novelty item destined for a drawer, Suck a Bag of Dicks gives the joke an edible payoff. It works especially well for funny birthdays, bachelorette weekends, stagettes, gift exchanges, and moments when subtlety is definitely not the objective.
Key Features
- Adult novelty candy by Little Genie Productions
- Assorted dick-shaped candy
- 3oz bag
- Shareable novelty treat
- Bold Suck a Bag of Dicks gag-gift theme
- Great for bachelorette parties and stagettes
- Easy addition to adult gift baskets and party tables
Who Is Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy For?
This is made for adults who appreciate direct, unapologetic humour. Give it to a friend, bring it to a celebration, use it as a party favour, or add it to an adult gift basket when you want the candy itself to be part of the joke.
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| Cunt Candy | Tart vagina-shaped candy | 3oz | Bachelorette parties |
| Eat It Pussy Candy | Tart vagina-shaped candy | 3oz | Cheeky party favours |
| Hearts & Hard-ons Candy | Penis and heart shapes | 3oz | Romantic adult humour |
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Pairs Well With
Turn the bag into part of a complete adults-only party setup with Bachelorette Party Accessories for favours, decorations, and celebration extras. Add an Adult Party Game when you want entertainment to match the candy's unapologetic sense of humour.
Product Details
- Brand: Little Genie Productions
- Product Type: Erotic novelty candy
- Candy Shape: Dick-shaped
- Candy Style: Assorted
- Net Weight: 3oz
- Format: Shareable bag
- Theme: Adult gag gift
Ways to Enjoy
- Give as a cheeky gag gift
- Serve at a bachelorette or stagette party
- Add to an adult party candy bowl
- Include in a birthday or novelty gift basket
- Use as a humorous party favour for adults
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FAQ
What is Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy?
It is a 3oz bag of assorted dick-shaped novelty candy from Little Genie Productions.
How big is the bag?
Each package contains 3oz of assorted novelty candy.
Is it suitable for a bachelorette or stagette party?
Yes. Its penis-shaped candy and cheeky message make it particularly well suited to adults-only celebrations and party favour bags.
Can I give Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy as a gag gift?
Yes. The provocative name, edible format, and novelty shapes make it an easy funny gift for adults who enjoy irreverent humour.
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