Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red Adult Romantic Card
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Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red Adult Romantic Card
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red Adult Romantic Card
Description
Description
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red Adult Romantic Greeting Card with Romance Samples in Canada
The Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...I'm Horny, And I Know You Are Too! card puts an adults-only finish on a familiar romantic rhyme. The outside reads “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue” before the inside reveals “I'm Horny, And I Know You Are Too!” Inside are three 3mL samples: Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil, Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love kissable warming foreplay oil and Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant. Four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks are also included. Available in Canada from Discreet Life, this card fits Valentine's Day, anniversaries and couples who prefer their romance with more humour and less subtlety.
Discover the wider Kama Sutra collection in Canada for additional products designed around massage, sensory play and intimate connection.
A Naughty Twist on Classic Romance
The familiar “Roses Are Red” opening makes the explicit inside message more surprising. It balances traditional romantic-card styling with adult humour, making it especially suitable for Valentine's Day and anniversaries.
Harmony Blend & Raspberry Kiss
The sample combination includes Aromatics Harmony Blend for massage and Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love for kissable warming foreplay, followed by Love Liquid Classic for water-based intimate glide.
Key Features
- Adult romantic greeting card by Kama Sutra
- Classic roses-and-violets setup with explicit punchline
- 3 romance product packets at 3mL each
- Aromatics Harmony Blend Massage Oil
- Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love warming foreplay oil
- Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant
- 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks
- Envelope included
- Suitable for Valentine's Day, anniversaries and spontaneous gifts
Compare Kama Sutra Naughty Notes
| Naughty Note | Best For | Sample Theme |
|---|---|---|
| Yes To Love...No To Clothes! | Valentine's / anniversary | Strawberry Dreams |
| You Own My Heart...And My Ass! | Romantic humour | Harmony + Raspberry |
| Same Penis Forever...Lucky You! | Wedding / long-term couple | Strawberry Dreams |
| Lick Me | Anytime flirting | Vanilla |
Explore More Romantic Adult Gifts
If you like cards that mix romance and humour, explore additional adult novelties or add a couples game to make the card part of a longer Valentine's or anniversary experience.
- Parties & Novelties – find more playful gifts and adult conversation pieces.
- Couples Games – add shared challenges and activities to the evening.
Pairs Well With
The Harmony Blend and Raspberry Kiss packets make massage and sensory play central to this version. Full-size massage and flavoured products are useful additions for couples who want more than the sample quantity.
- Massage Oils – extend the massage experience with a larger format.
- Flavoured Lubricants – explore more taste-focused additions for foreplay.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Kama Sutra
- Line: Naughty Notes
- Type: Adult romantic greeting card
- Product Packets: 3 x 3mL
- Massage Oil: Aromatics Harmony Blend
- Foreplay Oil: Raspberry Kiss Oil of Love
- Lubricant: Love Liquid Classic
- Positions: 4
- Envelope: Included
How to Use
Present the card as a Valentine's, anniversary or spontaneous romantic gift, then enjoy the included position ideas and samples together. Follow the directions associated with each packet.
Mailing Note
The supplier states that the envelope should be hand-cancelled and requires additional postage rather than standard machine mailing.
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FAQ
What does the inside of the card say?
“I'm Horny, And I Know You Are Too!”
What is Raspberry Kiss?
The included Raspberry Kiss packet is described as a kissable, warming Oil of Love foreplay oil.
Is this appropriate for Valentine's Day?
Yes. Its romantic rhyme and adult punchline make Valentine's Day and anniversaries especially natural occasions.
How many samples are included?
Three individual 3mL packets are included.
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