Little Genie Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks 3oz

Little Genie Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks 3oz – Penis-Shaped Breath Mints in Canada

The Little Genie Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks 3oz bag combines fresh breath with unapologetic adult humour through approximately 100 penis-shaped breath mints. Unlike standard novelty candy, these refreshing mints offer a practical purpose while still delivering the unmistakable Suck a Bag of Dicks punchline. The 3oz bag is easy to share at bachelorette parties, stagettes, birthdays, and adult events, or keep nearby whenever your breath — and your sense of humour — could use a refresh. Shop Little Genie novelty mints in Canada from Discreet Life.

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Approximately 100 Penis-Shaped Breath Mints

Each 3oz bag contains approximately 100 penis-shaped mints, giving you enough to share with a group or keep around for repeated use. The novelty shape makes each mint part of the joke while the mint flavour provides a refreshing finish.

Fresh Breath With an Adult Twist

Minty Dicks stand apart from ordinary erotic candy because they double as breath mints. They are an especially funny choice after dinner, before a night out, or as a practical-but-ridiculous addition to a party bag.

Compact 3oz Shareable Bag

Each bag measures approximately 5.5 inches x 4 inches x 1 inch and contains 3oz (85g) of mints. The compact format makes it easy to add to a gift basket, pack for a weekend away, or place on a bachelorette party table.

Key Features

• Novelty breath mints from Little Genie Productions
• Approximately 100 penis-shaped mints
• Refreshing mint flavour
• 3oz (85g) bag
• Bag measures approximately 5.5" x 4" x 1"
• Functional breath mint with adult novelty design
• Shareable party format
• Ideal for gag gifts and adult celebrations

Best for Bachelorette Bags & Nights Out

The refreshing mint format makes this product particularly suitable for bachelorette weekends, stagette gift bags, nights out, adult party tables, and funny gifts where you want something that is both amusing and genuinely useful.

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Pairs Well With

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Product Details

• Brand: Little Genie Productions
• Product Type: Novelty breath mints
• Shape: Penis-shaped
• Flavour: Mint
• Approximate Quantity: 100 pieces
• Net Weight: 3oz (85g)
• Bag Dimensions: Approximately 5.5" x 4" x 1"

Ways to Enjoy

• Keep nearby as a funny breath freshener
• Add to bachelorette or stagette party bags
• Serve alongside other adult novelty candy
• Give as a humorous but practical gift
• Pack for an adults-only weekend or night out

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FAQ

Are Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks candy or breath mints?
They are novelty penis-shaped breath mints designed to freshen your breath while delivering the brand's cheeky humour.

How many mints are in each bag?
Each 3oz bag contains approximately 100 penis-shaped mints.

How large is the package?
The bag measures approximately 5.5 inches x 4 inches x 1 inch.

Are Minty Dicks good for bachelorette parties?
Yes. Their compact size, refreshing mint flavour, and novelty penis shape make them particularly well suited to bachelorette and stagette gift bags.